So Oprah is ending her TV show - the last broadcast is September 9, 2011. I can assure you that there is not a snowball's chance in you-know-where that my book will be written, published and promoted on a national television show by then.(If ever.) Please note the incredible conceit that if Oprah were not ending her show, I'd have a shot of ever being on it. Hey, a girl can dream. But the dream is over.