"Fathers misplace their children at the supermarket; mothers miraculously transform tofu to make it palatable to 3-year-olds."
Here's his response ( especially love the last dig): "This is an appalling statement, a profound insult to the many fathers who work tirelessly and competently to raise their children. Maybe next week's Times can offer a column examining how a sentence like that could make it through the editing process. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go look for my kids on the Interstate embankment where I dun left 'em."
Bravo to Scott Tobias!